Oh and spoiler alert...I cut my hair off.
Me to my dogs: Why are you staring at me like that?
My dogs to me: We are judging you.
Me to my dogs: Judging me for what?
My dogs to me: For still being in your pjs...It's like 2:00.
Me: What is that?
My dogs: What is what?
Me: That thing in your mouth?
My dogs: Oh that! It's just our teeth...and cat poop.
My dogs: Pet us!
Me: I'm busy working right now!
My dogs: Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee pet us!!!!!
Me: Fine *reaches for them*
My dogs: *running away* TOO LATE! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
My dogs: Feed us.
Me: I fed you like an hour ago!
My dogs: But we are hungry again now. Feed us!
Me: No! It's like 10:00 AM!
My dogs: Food has no timetable.
Me: Fine. I'll give you a snack.
My dogs: YAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAY OMG OMG!!!!! SNACK SNACK SNACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Five minutes later...
My dogs: Feed us...
Shoes: Rocket Dog
Jacket: Marshalls (Similar)