Hello Wall

We took these pictures next to a wall. 

I'm having some serious writer's block right now. I swear I can think of a million things to write about during the day, but sometimes when I sit down to actually write a post I draw a huge blank. I wish I drew a huge bank instead. Then I could be rich! I don't know if it would actually work that way, but it's my imagination so I'm gonna go with it. 

Do you guys daydream? I mean I do it a lot. Where would I like to visit? Where would I like to live? What if I were a Kardashian? I don't really want to be a Kardashian. I would be a terrible Kardashian in fact. I am not big on plastic surgery, and as big as my butt is, I'm not quite at the Dash level. This outfit is a little Kardashian though. A romper and tall boots... Not near enough lip or tan though. 

In conclusion I would like to thank this wall. This wall made me look good. Or maybe I made this wall look good...Either way we made a pretty good team while these pics were being taken and I appreciate the effort it put in. Here's to you wall. Stand up straight! Believe in yourself. One day you might get to be a backdrop for someone much more famous than myself. Maybe a Kardashian!

-H

Romper: H&M (Similar)
Sweater: Alloy (Similar)
Bracelets: H&M
Boots: Sam Edelman (Similar)
Necklace: Forever 21

Green Water

I can't promise that this post will be even remotely coherent because I am high on Benadryl at the moment trying to combat the horrific war going on in my sinus cavity. It's not cool. Also not cool is the color of the water behind me. 

 

That water is straight up dyed green. Why? Why would you dye water like that? It's so weird! What if a white duck goes into that water? They would come out with a green butt! I have never seen a green butted duck, but I can assure you if I do it's not natural and probably came from this pond. 

Other than having horrible allergies, I have spent the week doing the following things:

1. Wondering if you can get rabies from a pig. 
2. Eating Chic-Fil-A Salads so much that we actually got a special Chic-Fil-A-List card. (No that is not a joke. It is literally called the Chic-Fil-A-List.)
3. Googling Pig Rabies
4. Reading old notes from High School that my husband found in storage. 
5. Having a nose bleed and wondering if that is a symptom of pig rabies. 

I might have overreacted to the pig bite just a little. 

I also bought purple lipstick. It's MAC Heroine to be exact and I love it. 

Can ducks get rabies? 

-H

Top: Free People

Tights: Target

Scarf: Alexander McQueen 

Boots: Sam Edelman (Similar)

Bag: Coach

Bangles: H&M

Camo Chameleon

Today was absolutely beautiful! I love warm winter days! It was a perfect start to my Birthday week. :)

That's right folks. I am one of those people that celebrates my Birthday for an entire week. Actually I pretty much celebrate all month! Why not? 
Speaking of celebrating, I wore this outfit to dinner Friday night with my hubby and best friends. We started a wine club a couple of months ago called Wine Not (the name was my husbands idea) and it's typically just the girls, but this time we included two men and a baby and had a blast! We hung out after and laughed so much. I love nights like that! Sometimes colitis makes it hard to get out, so when I feel good I like to take full advantage!

I will be sharing more Birthday fun this week and I'm considering doing a giveaway soon, so stay tuned for that! 

I know you are dying to know what's under those boots too...

Nothing better than mismatched Christmas socks. Ahh the sexy side of my blog. 

-H

Outfit Details:

Top: Target

Jacket: Marshalls

Pants: Lucky

Boots: Nordstrom/Sam Edelman

Necklace: Local Nashville Festival

Earrings: Coach