Dogversations

I like to make up conversations that I would have with my dogs. They both have such big personalities and so I imagine what they would say and how our conversations would go. I decided to do a whole blog post dedicated to some of those conversations. 

Oh and spoiler alert...I cut my hair off. 

Me to my dogs: Why are you staring at me like that?

My dogs to me: We are judging you. 

Me to my dogs: Judging me for what?

My dogs to me: For still being in your pjs...It's like 2:00.  

Me: What is that?

My dogs: What is what?

Me: That thing in your mouth?

My dogs: Oh that! It's just our teeth...and cat poop. 

My dogs: Pet us!

Me: I'm busy working right now! 

My dogs: Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee pet us!!!!!

Me: Fine *reaches for them*

My dogs: *running away* TOO LATE! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

My dogs: Feed us. 

Me: I fed you like an hour ago! 

My dogs: But we are hungry again now. Feed us! 

Me: No! It's like 10:00 AM! 

My dogs: Food has no timetable.

Me: Fine. I'll give you a snack. 

My dogs: YAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAY OMG OMG!!!!! SNACK SNACK SNACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Five minutes later...

My dogs: Feed us...

Me: ...............

-H

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Jeans: Alloy

Shoes: Rocket Dog

Jacket: Marshalls (Similar)